Did you know that homework uses paper, and its NOT helping with Global Warming!! Homework = Lots of Paper Lots of Paper = Global Warming! Our climate is in CRISIS! Save GAIA! Stop rains of homework! Save the trees! LIVE ON EARTH! *ALL HAIL EARTH*
Kristy wants to be a star so... I posted some lame stuff she had to say about homework and global warming Here:
Homework = Paper Paper = Cut Down Tree Cut Down Tree = Unhappy Tree :( Unhappy Tree = Destroy Earth! Destroy Earth = Humans Die So... No Homework = No Paper No Paper = No Cut Down Tree No Cut Down Tree = Happy Tree :) Happy Tree = Earth Saved! Earth Saved = Humans Survive
I wanna punch the person who created homework! Knock some sense into him/her! I HATE HATE HATE HOMEWORK!!! The word 'homework' is on no one's dictionary unless that person actually likes homework What's in my dictionary: NO HOMEWORK! ANTI-HOMEWORK! KILL HOMEWORK! What's NOT in my dictionary: Homework, Do homework, Like homework, Love homework (or anything to do with liking or doing homework) Homework's always LAST on my list!
AND!
PARENTS AND TEACHERS HAVE NO RIGHT I REPEAT NO RIGHT TO GET US TO DO HOMEWORK!
NO RIGHT I TELL YOU NO RIGHT!
But!
Classmates out there,
You might be wondering why I do my homework
Here's the ANSWER
I DO IT BECAUSE!
I DON'T WANNA SPOIL MY SCHOOL REPUTATION!!!
SO IF YOU ARE THINKIN' THAT I LIKE IT, YOU ARE SO WRONG!